All of the comments Euron Greyjoy made about Daenerys were like clues gives on $20,000 Pyramid given to help someone guess the category "Things You Say Before Getting Murdered by Dragons."
This week on Game of Thrones, an accomplished female candidate who is more than qualified for the position of chief executive is pushed aside by a blustery braggart, whose references to his penis and promises to make the Iron Islands great again resonate with an angry, intellectually unsophisticated populace.
I'm up to episode 4, you know, when Daenerys burns the house down.
They got one thing right: no matter how much the upper class twits hate each other, they'll always get along when it's time to crush the uppity rabble, eh?
And another thing: what's the deal with Jon Snow coming back from the dead? I mean, the red Witch was going through the motions, she clearly didn't believe in what she was doing. In the other occasions when she did something spectacular, it involved a lot more creepy magic and effort. This time, she just cut a few hairs and said a few magic spells in a half-assed manner. Either that scene was badly written, or Jon Snow would have come back from the dead without her anyway.
Finally saw episode 10. Lotsa loose ends getting tied. So, basically, it's going to end soon: the Targeryen Fire Queen will marry the half Targeryen Ice King, they'll destroy the White Walkers and they'll live happily ever after, or at least until another inbred Targeryen ruler goes cuckoo again. Eh.
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Ahem. Not really.
I would have.
They got one thing right: no matter how much the upper class twits hate each other, they'll always get along when it's time to crush the uppity rabble, eh?